best-of-funny:

nahshaw:

i think the most beautiful sound is when you can hear the shower running at early in the morning because that means someone in the house is probably going to leave soon and that’s one less motherfucker to share oxygen with 

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Stop insisting on clearing your head — clear your fucking heart instead. Charles Bukowski (via wordsthat-speak)

(via coffeeinthemountains)

best-of-funny:

aluroe:

Ok puberty, jokes over, you can make me hot now

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best-of-funny:

ingroan:

I need to get a real job so I can stop crying over expensive lingerie and start crying in expensive lingerie

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